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Existence of a privately owned nuke is a security hazard of all sorts, no country would accept this.
Though illegal means exist, and I heavily think there's a billionaire out there that has a nuke in one of their displays for lols through it.
The goal is for the government to own a nuke, and for a corporation to own the government.
Check and check.