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[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

(reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)

Don't eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

i’ve just started dangling various food types by twine from my ceiling and running at top speed around the house with my mouth open like pacman, am i doing it right

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Only if you make 'waka waka waka' noises the whole time

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't forget to fall to the floor while making the death noise once you run out of food.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

common spujb w

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate "bottomless breadsticks" and he powered through like forty in a single day

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would just like to let you know you're a good friend o7

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Finally some truth! Thank you PugJesus.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Uh oh I actually do this. 🫣🫣

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

..... I don't remember writing this comment .....

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