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Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (4 children)

These JSON memes got me feeing like some junior dev out there is upset because they haven't read and understood the docs.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The schema is this SQL statement

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I know the field isn’t nullable in the database. I’m asking you what you are sending me, jack——

(Directed at a colleague)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This isn't even an issue of middle ware sometimes. It's just... Knowing the DB. And I rather not spend time learning when you can just make docs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

You guys can read?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Timing is about right for it to be a batch of newly minted CS grads getting into their first corporate jobs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Comments? Comments? Who needs comments?