This inmate says rat gave birth in his pants- but no suprise (www.cbc.ca)

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Her Majesty's Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

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[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…

(‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024

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