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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon fucks up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

God had a pretty impressive kill count

Satan's was what? A dozen at most?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'm glad He's imaginary. I mean I have burnt incense. Didn't realise doing so carried a death penalty according to the Bible. I just thought it smelled nice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure divinity isn't a killstreak.