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Limerence eh? Well ok.
There once was a man from Nantucket...
There was a young man that said "damn"
For it certainly seems that I am
A creature that moves in determinate grooves
I'm not even a bus, I'm a tram
I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don't even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
Omg that's awful, no wonder people never finish it!
Thank you so much 🙂
There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:
Really? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
It's truly dirty.
OH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by "Nantucket") but not always.
I know a different version from the other two:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put all his shit in a bucket
And one day he tripped
And the bucket, it flipped
And he said “ah well fuck it”