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[–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it." 
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