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[–] 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:

 

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin,

As he wiped off his chin,

"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

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