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I love the scent of a female.
As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.
As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐
Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!
And with one hand, too!
You dropped your fedora, redditor!
I find there's nothing better than harvesting the scent of a female in a tank, with flower petals of course, and then scrapings it off thier skin. Someday I hope to use it in all five chords of a fragrance.
Perfume, story of a murderer
Bro wat
What... why... when did you come up with that username. I regret interpreting it
I love the scent of a female.
Senza una donna