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this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Because they probably didn't and thought "this would make a funny green text" instead
I always like to imagine these are real and a 4channer posts their real experience.
Same. Thinking if a greentext is real or not beats the experience to it. If it isn't the most absurd thing, probably happened to somebody, maybe not anon. If it is an absurd thing, it could've happened to somebody. Ffs, my brother shit himself while driving last week, and there's probably a greentext about a guy with food intoxication that tried to go home and shat himself while driving.
Omg, I almost had the same thing happening to me a few weeks ago!
"Hmm, I'm pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it's a sign I should try heroin."
Because this is how addictions work, no? People want to quit alcohol and tobacco, but can't, as it offers pleasure their brains fail to reject.