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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It’s like hey asshole I’m pretty good at medicating my self you could just make my life a whole lot easier and safer by just giving me the drugs I’m taking anyways

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, I've always fantasized about telling doctors exactly this.

Like, "Hey doc, you can either prescribe me clean, regulated, cheap pharma dope, or I am going to walk out the door and buy laced, stepped on, expensive cartel dope off a street corner. Which course of treatment do you see having better health outcomes?"

But I'm certain it would not help lmao

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

lol idk honestly I think I’ve gotten into some weird situations because I always try to make friends with drug dealers. I think a lot of them are like why is this weirdo trying to be my friend I’m just trying to sell him drugs

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

On the bright side I think I’ve actually managed to make friends with some drug dealers who know think I’m a pretty chill person 🤷‍♂️

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