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Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy (www.bbc.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What part of the label didn't make it obvious that it's not for filthy casuals?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yes! My friend noticed that I like noodles so when I visited him the next time, I found Buldak at the table. I asked him: "Is it hot?" and pointed google translate camera at the label. The label said: "YOU WILL DIE." - wow, thanks, this is what I wanted!
Noodles were indeed sweaty.

EDIT: I'm actually living in Denmark, so I'm not sure what to do, I grew attached to them

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh man hold on to it! The banning has made them contraband. You can be the Walter White of Denmark.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't think you can wind up pantsless in a desert in Denmark, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There are dunes!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

No, mate... Danes!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The Korean spices must flow!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I'll allow pantsless in a fjord

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I bought this shit once and I cannot hang