this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Reading this made a sound in my head

Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

I'm scared XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck