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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, waffle house accommodates larger folk all the time, pretty sure he could fit in the seats.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he can't keep his mouth shut, so he's a prime candidate for a parking lot fight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You mean the after hours Waffle House special with a 2 piece, side and a drink?