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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Can't they just spin it backwards to get the wind back in the wind turbine?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That will just leak wind upwards instead of downwards.