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U.S. Army Recruiter Has Bound, Gagged Civilian That Teen Can Shoot Right Now If He Enlists (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Am a middle eastern civilian, how do I enlist?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Look at a cop the wrong way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Much appreciated.