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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You are all overcomplicating coffee. All those machines and whatnot.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The only proper way to consume coffee is to eat large tablespoons of grounds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Eat? I think you mean snort

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Pfft. A real connoisseur boofs it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I can assure you that your stomach will absorb more caffeine, not to mention you don't want to waste all that dietary fiber

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've done this during my final boards...couldn't sleep all night, and went with a terrible headache to my exam hall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well you've got to drink water as well lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's like eating spoonfuls of peanut butter and then chasing it with two slices of bread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've done this and I would not recommend it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why not?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

General consistency isn't great. Also you poop out those grounds. I'm not sure they suggest fully. It's kind of scratchy