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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O'Hare airport.

Before they searched me the man said I had a "suspicious package" in my "groin area". I'll never forget the man's face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so...)

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago

Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

"...and when you're a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything."