Every day, once a day, take a dump on company time. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be during a boring obligatory meeting, to avoid talking to your boss, or just to extend your lunch break by a few minutes.
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But is it worth it to stay late at work to shit on company time? Because sometimes I have to shit, and it's right when it's time to clock out, and the choice weighs heavily on me. To shit and be paid to shit, or leave and be home earlier? A hard choice
I usually go home and blast it out in comfort