▲ 758 ▼ Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears In Video To Express Full-Fledged Approval Of OpenAI (www.theonion.com) submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social 30 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) who is her husband? Actually... I am kinda proud I don't know who it is so maybe forget I asked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) Colin Jost, of weekend update permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lucky bastard! But dude is funny and seems like an ok dude so that's great for them both. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Lucky guy for sure permalink fedilink source parent [–] Veraxus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Michael Che permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Damn, good for Michael Che. He's not ugly or anything. He's handsome enough. But he batted way out of his league. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Veraxus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (1 child) 😈🧌 I’m trolling. It’s the other one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* James Austin Johnson? 😛 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 years ago (4 children) am i the only one who doesn't find most hollywood women particularly appealing? like yeah scarlet isn't ugly or anything, but she looks a bit weird and stiff and i get the distinct impression that everyone says these women are attractive just because they have smooth skin and look rich.. like, a lot of the women i see just randomly on the street irl are WAY more attractive than those in hollywood permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 7 points 2 years ago I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception. permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago i too am gay permalink fedilink source parent [–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it permalink fedilink source parent [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. 🤷♂️ People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) Colin Jost, of weekend update permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lucky bastard! But dude is funny and seems like an ok dude so that's great for them both. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Lucky guy for sure permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lucky bastard! But dude is funny and seems like an ok dude so that's great for them both. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Lucky guy for sure permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Lucky guy for sure permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Veraxus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Michael Che permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Damn, good for Michael Che. He's not ugly or anything. He's handsome enough. But he batted way out of his league. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Veraxus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (1 child) 😈🧌 I’m trolling. It’s the other one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* James Austin Johnson? 😛 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 years ago (4 children) am i the only one who doesn't find most hollywood women particularly appealing? like yeah scarlet isn't ugly or anything, but she looks a bit weird and stiff and i get the distinct impression that everyone says these women are attractive just because they have smooth skin and look rich.. like, a lot of the women i see just randomly on the street irl are WAY more attractive than those in hollywood permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 7 points 2 years ago I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception. permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago i too am gay permalink fedilink source parent [–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it permalink fedilink source parent [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. 🤷♂️ People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Damn, good for Michael Che. He's not ugly or anything. He's handsome enough. But he batted way out of his league. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Veraxus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (1 child) 😈🧌 I’m trolling. It’s the other one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* James Austin Johnson? 😛 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 years ago (4 children) am i the only one who doesn't find most hollywood women particularly appealing? like yeah scarlet isn't ugly or anything, but she looks a bit weird and stiff and i get the distinct impression that everyone says these women are attractive just because they have smooth skin and look rich.. like, a lot of the women i see just randomly on the street irl are WAY more attractive than those in hollywood permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 7 points 2 years ago I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception. permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago i too am gay permalink fedilink source parent [–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it permalink fedilink source parent [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. 🤷♂️ People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Veraxus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (1 child) 😈🧌 I’m trolling. It’s the other one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* James Austin Johnson? 😛 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* James Austin Johnson? 😛 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 years ago (4 children) am i the only one who doesn't find most hollywood women particularly appealing? like yeah scarlet isn't ugly or anything, but she looks a bit weird and stiff and i get the distinct impression that everyone says these women are attractive just because they have smooth skin and look rich.. like, a lot of the women i see just randomly on the street irl are WAY more attractive than those in hollywood permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 7 points 2 years ago I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception. permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago i too am gay permalink fedilink source parent [–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it permalink fedilink source parent [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. 🤷♂️ People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 7 points 2 years ago I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. 🤷♂️ People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes. permalink fedilink source parent