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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This must be a Chad post... All true cultured gentlemen have a proprietary blend of dried Mountain Dew and Cheeto dust coating all parts of their PCs that no gnome could ever replicate! To make everything extra secure one should also leave some personal deposits on all components for true biometric verification!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The gnomes are gifted semen forgers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Gifted Semen Forgers" should be the name of a death metal band

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Cum metal band.