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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I was told these would blow off my fingers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

They don't blow off your fingers. They do hurt like a motherfucker and leave you with a first degree burn and the gunpowder equivalent of a henna tattoo.

Don't ask 80s-kid-me how we know.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

M80's will blow your fingers off. Black Cats will just hurt like a motherfucker. Idk how this dude tanked one inside his mouth. These must be smaller than a standard Black Cat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Trick is to not wrap your hand and fingers around them. You can hold one in your palm and it will just give you some burns and a sting. As soon as it’s cupped it’s game over. I don’t recommend trying this out though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I think they were just small. The type that blow off fingers are usually bigger and louder