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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons (newsthump.com)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah the dragon egg one was where I tapped out.

A dragon egg? Instantly laid by a dragon that just hatched from another egg? With the exact same mass and size as the egg the dragon just hatched from? With the exact same craters as the previous egg? And that egg is the moon?

Like the exact same kind of feeling that Supernintendo Chalmers had to hearing about the aurora borealis in Skinner's kitchen.