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Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debate
(thehill.com)
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Remember back in 2016 when Trump challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate? Bernie said sure and Trump had to walk it back.
The last thing Trump and his people wants it to have to have him stand up in an uncontrolled setting.
I'll be amazed if these debates happen.
Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let's do this shit like Maury.
Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!
Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them
Hold on, we don't want him getting aroused.
Perfect. And throw in a few surprise paternity tests at the same time
I’m sure he has at least a dozen illegitimate kids.
The best would be if he actually wasn't Baron's father...turns out Melania had a side piece, too.
Oh I meant like several dozen women come out with his illegitimate heirs, but that’d actually be pretty fuckin hilarious.