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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] [email protected] 203 points 5 months ago (18 children)

Remember back in 2016 when Trump challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate? Bernie said sure and Trump had to walk it back.

The last thing Trump and his people wants it to have to have him stand up in an uncontrolled setting.

I'll be amazed if these debates happen.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let's do this shit like Maury.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So Trump is on drugs.

Conservative projection is a confession.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Conservative projection is a confession.

It's tragic how many potentiall talented drag queens are probably hiding their inner light in the GOP right now. Not just because they would feel better about themselves, but because they would cause less harm, and be more of a blessing to their families.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Wasn’t trump’s White House doc handing out hard drugs line candy?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

He’s probably been on drugs for decades. He accused Biden of being on drugs 4 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Please drug test trump 🙏🏻

[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago

Yeah, this is clearly one of those the accusation is a confession moments.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

It's always projection with these people.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'd love for both of them to take one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But then the results of that would be rigged, too.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Yes, please. Subject politicians to the same indignities as the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

With blind live reading of the results

[–] [email protected] 89 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Make Trump take a cognitive test issued by a board certified and independent neurologist and gerontologist.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Bicycle. Giraffe. Football. Umbrella. There, I'm done. Aced it."

"Sir, I asked for your name and today's date ."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

"And I stand by my answer, Goddammit!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

That is my name. Uh... Bisexual Zebra...

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Trump has to debate diaperless. First shart ends the debate.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why would you torture the janitor like that?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

"Welcome to the Biden-Trump presidential debat....and it's over. Goodnight, folks."

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (12 children)

These are both old men... They both take a lot of drugs. This is America. Have you seen an older person who doesn't have weekly pill organizer?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure, reasonable enough.

Trump gets one too, no special treatments, right? RIGHT?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trump could come steam rolling into the debate with tiny pupils and white powder under his nose and Republicans would give zero fucks. Also, he is clearly on drugs because with Trump, every accusation is an admition.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

I wish Biden would say something to the effect of "I'm the president of the United States, I don't entertain 'demands' from candidates '.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

I can't wait to see Donny coked up to the gills again so we can all pretend he's not snorting every five seconds into the fucking microphone

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anyone remember twitler sniffing like a cokehound all through one of the 2016 debates? Total projection, as usual.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This may be a ploy for Trump to avoid the debates, since he knows he's likely to lose as in 2020. Biden refuses the drug test, Trump then refuses to debate....

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

How about we just fill them both with amphetamines right before the debate? Would make it entertaining at least.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

So this proves Trump is taking drugs before going on stage. Every accusation is a confession.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Or: dose them both the fuck up. Let's see the both of them up there rolling like the old lady from Requiem for a Dream.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If it hasn't come at trump's request, I would agree with you. But allowing trump to get this win when it comes to changing the requirements for the debates would just open the door for more demands.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Christ, this man is an imbecile.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Oh look, the sequel to birth certificate.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Says the man who showed up late for one of the debates in one of the last election, presumably because he didn't want to be covid tested.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

However, drugs are mandatory for viewers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago
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