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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lock him up and Epstein away the key.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why would you turn off the cameras and hang his key from the bars of his cell? That sounds like the easiest prison break ever

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

not to someone with short arms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah you just gotta tie it just out of reach

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Place it in a plastic box. The box opens when he learns to speak about himself in the first person. It'll be a life sentence I'm telling you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

@[email protected], Trump can reach any height with his totally accurately reported 6'3" 215lb frame!

@[email protected], Trump could easily wrench open any box you can imagine with his 100% for real large-man hands that are not even anything like a tiny baby's at all!