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[–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Lock him up and Epstein away the key.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Why would you turn off the cameras and hang his key from the bars of his cell? That sounds like the easiest prison break ever

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nah you just gotta tie it just out of reach

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Place it in a plastic box. The box opens when he learns to speak about himself in the first person. It'll be a life sentence I'm telling you.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    @captainlezbian@lemmy.world, Trump can reach any height with his totally accurately reported 6'3" 215lb frame!

    @echodot@feddit.uk, Trump could easily wrench open any box you can imagine with his 100% for real large-man hands that are not even anything like a tiny baby's at all!

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