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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Amateurs! It's gotta be silver!

Looks nice in jewellery
Antimicrobial properties
An essential component of camera film
Highly conductive (e.g. used for electrodes and thermal paste in computing)
Catalyst in many chemical reactions
Used to make mirrors
A critical component of solar panels
The only metal capable of incapacitating werewolves, and also somewhat effective against vampires

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Highly conductive

Until it oxidizes, and silver is a complete whore for oxygen.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Who isn't

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I would suck AND blow so hard for some oxygen right now.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Helium. The very best gas in toon.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fluorine. Fluorine is definitely oxygen's dom.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Turns you blue if you consume it daily

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Great if you want to cosplay a smurf

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a great heat conductor too

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