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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Amateurs! It's gotta be silver!

Looks nice in jewellery
Antimicrobial properties
An essential component of camera film
Highly conductive (e.g. used for electrodes and thermal paste in computing)
Catalyst in many chemical reactions
Used to make mirrors
A critical component of solar panels
The only metal capable of incapacitating werewolves, and also somewhat effective against vampires

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Highly conductive

Until it oxidizes, and silver is a complete whore for oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Who isn't

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

I would suck AND blow so hard for some oxygen right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Helium. The very best gas in toon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Fluorine. Fluorine is definitely oxygen's dom.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Turns you blue if you consume it daily

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Great if you want to cosplay a smurf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's a great heat conductor too