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Life isn't like the movies. Sometimes the genies you meet are just dicks.
Wait genies are real. how come I'm finding this out now?
Because they're useless, they never give you what you want.
Most unionized fortune tellers can refer you to a genie.
Did you not meet your genie when you turned 15?