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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Life isn't like the movies. Sometimes the genies you meet are just dicks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait genies are real. how come I'm finding this out now?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Because they're useless, they never give you what you want.

Most unionized fortune tellers can refer you to a genie.

[–] Squirrel 10 points 1 year ago

Did you not meet your genie when you turned 15?