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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're allowed one per month, don't let me catch you slacking off again til june

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe we can get Boeing to concede to a similar cadence of accidents and offings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You can't expect them to improve that much in just one quarter.