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But you wouldn't be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.
So you can continue to be shitty in family game night! Don't you also want to continue to cause disagreements and conflicts between family members?
Don't let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly...
But I wouldn't object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I'd be too dead.
"Filtered Promethiel"
Maybe you could mix the ashes with clay, have it fired and then grind or crush the ceramic into sand.
It would definitely need some processing. Bit of Fumed Silica might also help to make it free-flowing.