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Hilarious or insane? You decide. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something you'd get in Pawnee from Paunch Burger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Besides the burger size that's a thing I've seen more than once, and it's Delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

that's a goodnight burger because there's no way my body is staying conscious after ingesting that