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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Too much of this good thing could give you clogged arteries. I love bacon, but I don't want a bacon sandwich made with deep-fried breaded ham slices in place of bread, & slathered in butter.

Shit. Maybe I do, now that I've written it out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something you'd get in Pawnee from Paunch Burger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Besides the burger size that's a thing I've seen more than once, and it's Delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

that's a goodnight burger because there's no way my body is staying conscious after ingesting that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Dude make me one too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I mean having such a sandwich even every few weeks probably won't negatively affect you that much. It's eating like that daily that causes problems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A real bacon, pork roll, or other pork fat + salt processed meat sandwich needs to use waffles instead of bread. Don't forget the Mrs Butterworth syrup because you need your daily dose of high fructose corn syrup too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

This person knows how to eat like a true Midwesterner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nah, it's okay, I'm sure they'd be okay with throwing that in a delicious, gluten-packed bun. Wrapped in bacon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You're making me think of that old YouTube channel, where they'd make extreme, absurd foods like this. What an awesome show... Epic Meal Time! That was it! They'd wrap anything in bacon.