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'Ate Seagulls (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (16 children)

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (9 children)

As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

exactly, the swing probably was to get enough speed

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