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'Ate Seagulls
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this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024
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Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.
I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.
Fuck those sky-rats.
Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.
Aye who the fuck leaves a steak unattended in Edinburgh? I'm amazed the seagull got it before a junkie scarfed it
As a seagull, I'd have done the same
As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.
So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids
He just shouldn't have done it, but obviously yes that too.
Obviously a waste of good avian meat
And yet, here there were consequences.
It's just a specific breeding programme and he was culling the failures. #evolution \s
Exactly, he's helping nature
I don't see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.
exactly, the swing probably was to get enough speed
Pretty sure it dying instantly in a quick whack is the opposite of being abused
Like no he shouldn't have done that but you're going a little overboard
I must say, it's brave of you to admit a bird outsmarted you. You must be fun at parties, though.
Haha shame