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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ummmm excuse me but how can you not want a WiFi-connected, Bluetooth-enabled facial tissue dispenser?

Literally insane.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because it can't recognize my face to give me my special tissues for my special face, duh? Do you think I can just use the non-machine learning enhanced custom* oil soaking face tissues?

*Feature only works with an online connection to a server in Slovenia owned by a shell company in Brazil whose parent is based out of Switzerland.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Smart speaker hears you sneeze and, tells tissue dispenser to say "bless you" and hand you a tissue.