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[-] [email protected] 228 points 1 year ago

Wait, so you're telling me my doctors won't actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?

[-] [email protected] 156 points 1 year ago

Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Have you tried getting more vitamin d?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What did you just call them??

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