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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nuh uh! They're participating in lively debate through which all parties can come to a ruling by consensus! They're just really good at it. Um, what's a ruler again anyways? ๐Ÿค”