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Jealous Florida Senate Hurriedly Passes Bill Allowing Teachers to Pistol Whip Tardy Students (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Figuring out fact from fiction keeps getting harder

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Right? Like they’d pay teachers enough to buy their own firearm. Pshhh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The Onion sent their journalists to the future to do actual journalistic work and sent them back to us to deliver news as satire. You can't convince me they do it any differently. Too many Onion articles turned out surprisingly close to home over time.