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What comes after umpteen? (lemm.ee)

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Do you sleep with a fan on? (lemmy.ml)

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Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom! (sh.itjust.works)

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The job market in a nutshell.

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🕷️ What if the world was made of pudding? (knowyourmeme.com)

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How many lesser men did you have to crush on your way to the top? (sh.itjust.works)

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If "No Taxation Without Representation", does that mean I can order something from China and ship it to a PO box in DC, and bypass the Tariffs? 😏 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Since the US gov now only recognize the existence of two genders, does identifying as non-binary cause the system to unable to recognize my existence, therefore granting me absolute immunity? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Thinking of visting a bank for a quick tour... 🤔

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How has the Village People's Songs positively influenced yohr life choices? (reddthat.com)

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Should I commit 34 felonies in order to befriend FBI agents since I'm lonely af? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Those living outside of Antarctica, what is something that Antarcticans aren't ready to hear? (feddit.uk)

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[SERIES] What does ecstasy smell like? (lemmy.world)

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My alligator doesn't wag its tail, is it depressed? (lemmy.world)

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Gramma has her furniture covered in plastic. -Does that mean she's a squirter? (lemmy.world)

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If a snake bites you and gives you 10 minutes to live, why not just let bite again every 9 minutes? (lemmy.world)

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What is the best spell in the Bible? (lemmy.world)

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Why do the lemmings here type “c/woosh” when I correct their idiocy? (lemmy.world)

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[Series] What does PCP (angel dust) smell like? (lemmy.world)

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Ever have that drop of water from the toilet enter your sphincter before it closes? (lemmy.world)

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Congrats, you've received Poseidon / Neptune's kiss!

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Shouldn't neandertalls have been called neandershorts since they were shorter? (lemmy.world)

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Does this red suit with white furry fringe make me look fat? (lemmy.world)

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Did you know that sunbathing doesn't get you clean? (lemmy.world)

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-I think you need rehab for that!

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Do Presidents kiss babies to prove their pedophilia to lord Diddy? (lemmy.world)

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How was it that I was the only one naked at a gender reveal party? (lemmy.world)

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How are magnets real if gravity is just a theory? (mander.xyz)

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Why is the outside cold? (mander.xyz)

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