There are CEOs you can shoot and you'll make a lot more friends much faster

just call your insurance and keep saying deny, defend, depose very angrily. lol

Run for president first.

I've heard worse plans.

Depends if the felonies make them appear weak.

In that case, the FIBs will rush right over with the manifesto. Must be a breeze now with AI.

That as well as cop dramas where they go out and solve crimes while only murdering the bad guys according to them.

But the bad guy definition is grey. The cuckoided boyfriend of the train wreck female cop under the other train wreck female cop who somehow is supposed to be in charge.

The crime the suspects committed is not getting full time contracts

Keep pushingg back the date over and over for asinine reasons so they have to hang out with you but the payoff never happens.

Excuse me, good madam, sir, but you are clearly posting in the wrong community! Actual asklemmmy is over there.