Unfortunately, it has come to our attention that many users find c/fakenews to be misleading and unfunny. As such, we have renamed fakenews to "Obvious Falsehoods, Ridiculous Claims, Fibs, Lies, Goofs, Gaffes, Gambits and Whatnot". While this does not solve the issue of posts being misleading, it does at least ensure the comm name is just as unfunny as the average post. Now users can post in peace about Danny Devito partying with twinks or Jake Paul doing some random shit, knowing that the comedic jab of the post will be followed up by the title's wordy, humourless left hook.

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The controversial rapper told tmz, "I wanted a name that represents who I am, I'm Jesus, Yezsus, and I'm a nazi, so, KKKrist - gotta rep the KKK". On working with legendary martial artist and actor Seagal, "so the album is going to be called 'Sieg Heils From The Goon Cave', Steven had an album called Songs From The Crystal Cave, and I loved that shit, me want the punani goes hard".

Trump also chimed in on truthsocial "Yezsus Christ is a bright young man who speaks for the people, unlike the racist, fascist, and ugly demoCRATS. I expect him to do great things for this country, much like Hitler did, MAGA!"

During trade discussions in China, President Trump allegedly was told that centrally planned state owned businesses are less wasteful than privately owned corporations. In a post on Truth Social, the president called corporate inefficiencies "concerning" and suggested DOGE look into a "fix" for this problem, claiming it could save "trillions" for the US military.

Starting Thursday, the language is mandatory.

YOU HAVE THREE DAYS!

The company, Weird AI, refused to respond when asked for comment.

This is one of the top news channels in the country straight up making shit up. Even the worst NAFO cope is more based in reality than anything Indian media reports.

Vatican City (AP) - Amidst thanking well wishers and congratulations on his new role, Robert Prevost now known as Pope Leo XIV has already announced his first piece of official business. In his first press conference he stated that a new saint was soon to take their place in history among those figures that many Catholics ask for special attention to during prayer. While it may come as a shock to some as saints are generally canonized after their death, Donald Trump has been chosen for this most prestigious role, with Pope Leo mentioning that there are few figures in recent history that have so humbled the American people and brought them closer to God.

Asked for comment President Trump said that "few people have ever been so deserving" of being promoted to saint hood and claimed that hundreds of millions in government funds had already been allocated to erect artwork in his likeness in churches across the nation.

The Catechism of the Catholic Church may teach that:

239 ... We ought therefore to recall that God transcends the human distinction between the sexes. He is neither man nor woman: he is God.

However, at press time, the cardinals suddenly had a revelation from God that after thousands of years of using masculine pronouns, God wants people to switch it up and use feminine pronouns for at least a few centuries.