"My, uh, my son, Hunter, his uh, his ex-g-girlfriend she's good with them rocks, fat" he told CNN's Jake Tapper, he was referencing 'Sundance Healing Ranch and Wellness Spa" in Newark. The owner Cynthia Bongos, one time confidant and lover to Hunter Biden, the two parted ways in 2016.

Ms. Bongos charges $15,000 an hour for "crystal surgery" in which she uses all manners of precious gemstones to heal the patient's chakras.

"I'm uh, I'm gonna live to see 102, 103, like my grandpappy Cornpop did, Jake, you know that" Mr. Biden then soiled himself.