z500

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Hey, we're learning, okay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I've lost count of how many times I've played in the 10 years I've had a smartphone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That's nose pocky

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Daim, that's a sweet erth

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