I don't trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.

Chaos dog

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

Improvised pipe phone

I'm just here for the cat pics

My guess is that comment was a victim of autocorrect and they meant cool

Never used a Turing machine, but I have a project that generates NFAs and converts them to DFAs so they run faster.

Or marklar on Marklar

One of the kids in my computer class found out about netmsg and some of us started sending messages to each other. One day I saw a kid fell asleep at his desk, so I messaged him "wake up". It must have spooked him because when he woke up he called the teacher over and they puzzled over it together for a minute. I thought for sure since the name of the computer was in the message box and printed on a label on the computer that they would find out it was me, but nope lol

Another time in the same class I figured out how to create a local account so I could change the theme (it was Windows XP) to one I liked more. The teacher saw it when she was walking by and thought something was wrong with the monitor.

Okay, I missed the Minecraft context at first and I imagined something much more gruesome