This being the Internet, that's definitely also a valid option.

Pah, mathematicians and their generally applicable pure approach to solutions and fancy modulus operations, who needs 'em? Computing is applied and we always work with well-defined finite precision. Granted, writing the boilerplate for all possible 64 bit integers is a bit laborious, but we're programmers! That's what code generation is for.

Kindergarten-level divide and conquer. I know that, you know that. Everybody knows that. Question is: Does Trump know that?

No, I don't remember any of those people, and I doubt they care about me either. While we're on the subject, that is far from the only way in which I'm nothing like Ryan Gosling.

"What do you mean, 'I quit!'?"

...De ved hvordan man sælger varen, det må jeg give dem. Jeg har hverken et barn eller en bil, og nu har jeg løst til at købe den.

There's a lot of decent models out there, these days. The following are all solid options:

• F5-TTS (https://github.com/SWivid/F5-TTS.git)
• Sesame CSM ([email protected]:SesameAILabs/csm.git)
• SparkTTS (https://github.com/SparkAudio/Spark-TTS)
• Kokoro (https://github.com/hexgrad/kokoro)

Wait. That's not normal? I gotta fix my diet.

It really doesn't. I highly doubt there isn't office politics going on inside Microsoft, Apple and Google, but unlike them, Linux development is all public. If anything, that's likely to curtail a lot of bad behavior rather than encourage it.

I suppose I could paint my windows with yoghurt. Or, and hear me out: I could eat the yoghurt and invest in some white curtains.

It's like reading an article about a petrol refining company, who, having prior experience with gasoline as a useful and profitable substance, decides to seek venture capital for the development of a petrol-based fire-extinguisher. They obtain the funding - presumably because some people with money just wants to see the world burn and / or because being rich and having brains is not necessarily strongly correlated - but after having developed the product, tests conclusively prove the project's early detractors right: The result is surprisingly always more fire, not less. And they "don't know how to fix it, while still adhering to the vision of a petrol-based fire-extinguisher".

Eh. It's not like we'd be getting anywhere at sub-light speeds regardless and a working Alcubierre drive isn't exactly right around the corner.

On the other hand, it might make it harder for anybody with working FTL to get to us, which is probably a good thing. If they saw how we're conducting ourselves at the moment, orbital bombardment would be the best we could hope for.