In Québec we all own a state mandated PS5 (no Xbox's allowed, that would be illegal) and play a variety of Fifa, Marvel Heroes and Valorant because it's said to sharpen our skills and better society. Many women knock on my door saying they want me to grant them children, but knowing that my KDA might suffer from their demands I know not to give in, and to instead keep grinding until my next government granted dialysis appointment. Mon dieu que j'aime le Québec 🙏

Oh it's awesome to see posts from Paula Simons on lemmy! For context, she's a Canadian Senator that has an active Mastodon account, and has interacted with constituents directly through the fediverse. I haven't done much of a deep dive into her politics, but she's openly taken questions from the fediverse and brought them to the senate floor, and then shared back the replies from the federal government.

In my opinion, she's a great example of what a politican can be when they leverage decentralized social media.

Yeah I'm a huge believer in federated systems but I believe that a lot of 'normies' going to bluesky is a huge step in the right direction. Even though most don't know anything about the tech behind it and migrate because twitter has become a bot infested right wing hell scape, they still are one step closer to being fully integrated to the fediverse.

Also were Canadian so we don't vote in most American elections

I love this bit

Every thing I read about Coolio makes him appear like a super down to earth, funny as hell chill guy. I'll never forget the hot ones appearance.

The funniest turn of events the universe could give us is that a second bonk to the head turns him into the most hardcore Maoist

Why do I feel so committed to this?

Holy shit dude

"Man I just wished everyone was an enlightened centrist like me!" - that guy, probably

Stick, easiest choice of my life

Is this what the kids called the Shinzo special?

I believe he's referring to the Iranian consulate in Damascus that was targeted and blown up by Israel a few days ago