vanta

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm joking yeah - typically GOP & Company only cry about 1st amendment if it's applied against them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aren't DOGE supposed to cut everyone a $5,000 check after getting rid of Woke from the federal government? Highly doubtful they 'saved' enough money to actually do that

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm the former head of some former Soviet intelligence agency, too. We totally hired Trump in exchange for paying his debts, or something. Whatever you'll believe

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Brain: "Eat"

Wallet: "Cook"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

First amendment only applies to saying slurs and spreading conspiracies on the internet

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (5 children)

like how curl in my head is "curl" and not "c-url"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Exercise or errands in the morning, no coffee, nap in the afternoon. Then I hit an energy drink and can go well into the night

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Less gun control, more school shootings, more “thoughts and prayers”