This reads awfully familiar. Recently a colleague retired. The company knew about that in advance and did: Nothing. No handover prepared. No knowledge transfer planned. Nothing. Poof, 30 years of institutional knowledge gone. No problem, we have AI.
For some reason managers now vibecode greenfield projects and ask experienced engineers to fix their mess. I asked for functional documentation. What did you feed the prompt? What gap tries this project to fill? What are the use cases? What exactly are you going to deploy? They don't know. They tried retrofitting that info through AI but didn't even bother to read the results, nevermind validating them against the actual behavior of the application. Because, render me surprised, this requires domain knowledge and getting your hands dirty.
So I dug through the generated code and found 200 issues. Invited them to a presentation where I tried explaining that we're looking at 2-4 years of worth of backlog. Those are only technical ones. Of course they had already pitched the idea of going live within two months to the C-suite. Great, now please define a feature set as MVP and I'll see how to patch it up so it won't blow up in your face. Maintainance of a product that large will provide enough work for a team of 6 engineers working fulltime on it.
They were not having any of that and instead started challenging my estimates. You must deliver one fixed issue per day - through AI. We will retrofit the docs to figure out what the application does - through AI. Why did you not create the functional docs through AI during the review. AI here, AI there. Let's skip code reviews with AI. AI is the solution. Let's onboard more engineers through AI. Let's use math to make that number friendly: 200 issues / 3 engineers = 67 days until all issues are fixed. Problem solved.
That thing that I became captain of. Is it even a ship? I can't tell anymore.
I really wish I was joking but they simply fail to grasp the size of the project. All they see is this pretty animated UI, barely held together by "make it work" prompts. So AI still is like a magic wand fixing everything. Did I mention nobody involved in that decision has any relevant background?
That's why this post resonates so hard. Time to check how much is left on the mortgage.