That’s quite the simile. I like it.

It gives the kitty a more comfortable place to sleep.

This man is legally obliged to keep the kitty now.

Not sure why this is getting downvoted. It’s clearly satire.

There’s no polite way to say this, so I’ll say it like this:

This is fucking pathetic.

He’s just a dad.

Literally the only way to do this is fire the first 3 or 4 levels of upper management.

I don’t know. The Donald Trump Home for the Mentally Insane has a nice ring to it.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s not be unreasonable. That’s a god given right, that is.

I’m glad he’s O_.

I bet he named the Daddy Long Legs too.

But Emily ain’t no snitch.