The world seemed more mysterious back then. You had to go all the way to the library to look shit up.

I can't help but notice that the provider of the AI is omitted from this article. Seems like maybe the most important detail.

100 million years! Can it run without funding? I'll be surprised if it makes it through the next 4.

The Repedocan party strikes again.

I bet they have terrible WiFi.

We should have a code word or something. I'm thinking

Lemmy outta here!

He won't.

That's for sure. Every one of those fuckers should have gone directly to jail that night. If that had been a George Floyd protest they would have just opened fire.

Personally I don't think humans are going anywhere. We might destroy most of the biosphere and a large portion of humanity but I bet in the end roaches go extinct before we do.

Pauly Shore can finally stage his big comeback.

That's how attributions work. They're in quotes so we can distinguish what he actually said from the general summary of events that the article is providing.

Buildings don't eat food.